Men are like…

April 3, 2007 at 2:59 am Leave a comment

MEN, MEN, MEN….can’t live with em, can’t live without em!  Hehehe here’s sharing what I got in my e-mail inbox  today:

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free.  Here’s an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Men are like….

1. Men are  like ...Laxatives  .….. They  irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.Bananas ……  The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like  ……Weather  Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .Blenders  You need One, but you’re not quite sure why.
5. Men are like …..Chocolate Bars  ….Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men  are like ….Commercials  ……. You can’t believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department  Stores ….. Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men  are like …...Government Bonds  …. They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like  …..Mascara They usually  run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like ..Popcorn …. They satisfy  you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms  ….You never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long  it will last.
12. Men are like ……..Lava Lamps  …. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken,  the rest are handicapped.

Entry filed under: Laugh a lil. Tags: .

Best lawyer story of the year Terminal stupidy

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Trackback this post  |  Subscribe to the comments via RSS Feed


Calendar

April 2007
M T W T F S S
« Mar   Jun »
 1
2345678
9101112131415
16171819202122
23242526272829
30  

Most Recent Posts


%d bloggers like this: